Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
