I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I didn't notice because vodka
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
