What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
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