The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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