omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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