He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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