NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
