We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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