If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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