fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just gargled with NyQuil
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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