My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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