Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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