your thong is hanging out like whoa
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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