We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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