Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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