I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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