Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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