So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Every concussion has its silver lining
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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