Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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