dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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