i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
