whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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