ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
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That's how twitter works, right?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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