You really coming over, don't trick.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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