Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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