Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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