Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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