super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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