Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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