Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
They took my balls.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
