I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
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