how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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