How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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