tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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