Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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