porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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