Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just had sex bonerless
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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