In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Randomize
