Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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