i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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