If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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