i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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