You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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