shes about as inviting as chlamydia
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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