Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Shame is for Republicans.
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