Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
