So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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