if only i could text you this smell
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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