so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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