You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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